My friends, as you probably already know Madonna fell down during her perfomance at the Brit Awards 2015. She was singing «Living For Love» while wearing an Armani bullfighter cape and, let’s face it, she was asking for it.

‘But why, oh GOD, WHY???’, you may ask. And I may answer ‘that’s a pretty good question, mister / lady, but don’t ask me, I’m not responsible for her wardrobe’! (These folks keep asking me the strangest questions… I’m just trying to become a cartoonist and comic book writer. I don’t know everything, WTF..?!)

OK. Where was I?
Oh, she was clearly asking for it because… when you get dressed like that it means you’re a bullfighter (BTW, I hate bullfights) so you are pretty much in trouble. Sooner or later a big bull will come your way.

Knowing this I decided to be one of Madonna’s dancers and joined the fun. As I know you know, me and the 56-year-old hottie go way back so I saw no reason why I shouldn’t dance with her and the rest of the guys. But I did more. To follow the bullfight theme I decide to call the bull. You can do it in English ‘here, bull, come here’, in Spanish ‘eh toro, toro’ or even in Portuguese which is cutter as they use to call him by pretty little bull ‘eh tourinho, eh touro lindo’.

What I did not know and I bet you didn’t know too was that amongst the audience there was a real life white bull. And so this was what really happened. This is the real reason why the american blondie fell down during her performance at the Brit Awards 2015.

The Real Reason Why Madonna Fell Down At Brit Awards 2015